4 out of 6 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? The quality of this particular video is quite poor. Was this review helpful? It is very cheaply made...Steve Hawkes, the director, a writer, and the star, evidently went to the Herschell Gordon Lewis school of film-making...and apparently failed. What other film features an almost-constant barrage of turkey gobbles that sound more like pencil erasers on glass? The plot is so asinine that I really don't want to get very far into it. A man who looks like Hugh Jackman eats some tainted turkey and morphs into a turkey-human hybrid. This film is an early-1970's manifestation of the classic boy meets girl, boy has sex with girl's sister, boy turns into a vampire with an over-sized papier maché turkey head, boy gets stabbed in the eye with a screwdriver story. After hearing about Blood Freak for years, after preparing myself by collecting over two hundred of the worst movies ever made, after nearly resigning myself to paying a fortune for a copy, I found Blood Freak sitting on a shelf with a cute little green price tag, biding its time, waiting to pounce. Find helpful customer reviews and review ratings for Blood Freak at Amazon.com. I'VE SEEN 'EM ALL AND THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING MESS OF ALL. When we first meet him, Herschell is hooked on painkillers and soon--shades of "Reefer Madness" (1936)--becomes PHYSICALLY addicted to some kind of superpot (patent BS, to be sure).
In truth, "Blood Freak" has to be one of the Top 10 Worst Films I have ever seen. turns him onto her wild lifestyle to do so. 3 out of 4 found this helpful. It is horribly lit (whole segments transpire in near total darkness), acted, edited and directed, and with problematic sound, to boot. That said, watch it and you might feel His almighty touch. The world’s first (and so far only) Christian anti-drug/gore/monster movie, BLOOD FREAK would embarrass Ed Wood. Stop reading this review *right now* and track this baby down! I have on more than one occasion thought about writing a book about my love of crappy horror and sci-fi movies. What little pacing and suspense there are is periodically broken by the director, Brad Grinter, lecturing to us from behind a desk, a la Criswell, about the evils of dope and the implacability of fate or some such drivel; a message that might carry more weight if his film didn't practically demand pot smoking on the part of the viewer just to get through it! Espcially in the Summer time. It's consistently bad, that's for sure, but since you get the idea that everyone sucks at acting and the bland lines won't stop coming, I just wasn't smiling as much as I hoped. Hershel smokes the drugs, goes to a chicken farm and somehow, his head transforms into a huge chicken head! Every single scene is flawed in one way or another. A biker named Hershel meets up with a religious girl named Angel. 27 out of 29 found this helpful.
If you know who H.G. 13 out of 16 found this helpful.
2 out of 3 found this helpful. The movie itself is indeed a FREAK of nature. Their complete lack of emotion and their stumbling over their own lines (among other things) make me suspect that this movie only filmed ONE TAKE of each scene, regardless of mistakes.
He concludes with “A pretty girl with a probem. It's all about God, drugs, and chickens. You may all be dead. I laughed until I wept. He tries to get back on track by getting a job at a turkey farm, but his employees are mad scientists who offer him marijuana and use him as a guinea pig for experiments'. from them. Where else can you see the most insane bad-movie dream sequence this side of "Glen Or Glenda?" He passes out, wakes up as turkey monster, starts killing a strange assortment of people, and drinks their blood. The model takes into account factors including the age of a rating, whether the ratings are from verified purchasers, and factors that establish reviewer trustworthiness.This page works best with JavaScript. Oh man...one of, if not THE best in the indie "Z" category. Man, oh man. "Blood Freak" is a must see by all. Where else can you see a tender love scene between a young woman and a turkey monster? While watching this film, I found myself utterly stunned. Was this review helpful?
Total "Suds & Buds" flick! The true story behind the film a bleak tale of a horrific burns accident, a Tarzan impersonator, an aging nudist enthusiast and much bad blood is equally fascinating. Said troubled floozy sister Ann wants a piece of husky man' Herschell before her sister can convert him into a bible salesman, and shock! Grinter channelled the money from pricy tuition fees into financing the budgets of his own films, the poverty row biker movie Devil Rider (1970) and more famously Flesh Feast (1970)- that climaxes with Veronica Lake melting Adolf Hitler's face off with cannibalistic maggots. The last review I wrote was not accepted by IMDB as I got too out of line and my review degenerated into uncontrolled bantering. 7 out of 8 found this helpful. My life was an empty shell before viewing this film. IF YOU LIKE THIS SORT OF THING THIS FIM IS FAR AND AWAY THE GREATEST BAD FILM EVER. BloodFreak was the brainchild of an odd couple on the fringes of the Florida entertainment scene.