Don't expect to sit through a meeting like a normal person." He touches the skin-coloured mole on the right side of his upper lip. And I'm having this mole cut out." He hasn't told you?' This is Me - Control Profile.

Rather than being bored, he chose to be out in front of 30 people, trying to entertain them. I begin to laugh, and he grins. "Thomas finally got a formal diagnosis of ADHD a couple of years ago "so I could get the drugs. "I wish we weren't looking at it now," says Thomas. This is Me - Control Profile.

""That's quite true," agrees Rebecca Thomas. Every cupboard and drawer is open, and he's just walked out with a spoon and a yoghurt.

Review. He sighs. I need a new dream." And thank god, instead of walking out [as he does in the show], he started laughing. Two per cent of people have reduced libido from the pills, so maybe he was just trying not to say that. Josh Thomas speaks on stage. "Josh is not a housekeeper," agrees Schmidt, laughing. But, he adds, "Mum barely reads them. "My problem at the moment is that I just did the thing I most wanted to do. "The other day I was showing Josh's mum something on my phone," he recalls, "and she tried to take it out of my hand.

And I was trying to throw a tea towel over it, then it just stopped and looked up at me, exhausted, so I just went like that." Message. "He seems intensely, albeit unevenly, domestic. It kept flying into the windows. He grimaces. It's decorated – surprise, surprise – in a style very similar to the house in "I am just awful with money," he says in the kitchen, turning on the kettle. "I held the little guy. "Part of that is just him, but part of it is also the need of this very clever man to keep his brain active. "Oh no, I say as we shake hands. A little bird lands on the fence in front of us. Ward laughs. Everybody gets their back up. JOSH THOMAS, COMEDIAN, 28, IN A RELATIONSHIP. Josh has 4 jobs listed on their profile. His house is a lovely Federation bungalow, with lots of dark wood and large, quiet rooms. "It's not very motivating.

And she said, 'Well, that's a nicer way of doing it.'

Thomas looks at me, head on one side. In fact, his transition to gayness became one of the best gags of the show. "Lovely to meet you. "My boyfriend is the domestic one, and he's not here, and I called my cleaner, Tram, last night but she had an appointment!" "It's doubled in size in the last 10 years; if that happens again it's going to be pretty disgusting, like an actual witch. Meanwhile, his father, Mike Thomas – a consultant who now lives in Thailand – seems to have taken quite a long time to realise that his son was actually earning a viable living as a comedian and TV star. "But I trust him implicitly. You underestimate him at your peril. Josh has also practiced law at a national law firm and a business law boutique advising on a variety of business law matters. "The operative word here, obviously, is girls. And she was like, 'Ohhh. We shouldn't have to print posters!" "I have a friend who tried anti-hair-loss pills, I say, but he had to stop because he worried they were reducing the size of his penis. And I'm just confident that I love him and he loves me. I'm not judging you for having a stupid friend."

"It's fine. I want to find someone who has something they find great comfort in, and I want to tear that thing apart and have them agree." "But it should be allowed, I think." You can never go back!" squeaks Thomas. And that's pretty much where he still chooses to be." My dad, Michael, thinks he's very funny. "Why has he never mentioned this?
Thomas's boyfriend – also called Josh, surname Schmidt – is an actor and producer, currently working in Sydney.

I remember after seeing one sex scene, Mum said, 'Josh, can I ask you something? "To be honest, I don't want to be a gay spokesperson, but I don't think we should have to 'make our case', you know? "He was, however, that kid with undiagnosed ADHD. "It cannot grow smaller!" "I just think I'm really going to miss vaginas," he tells Tom in episode one. "Yes, I say, looking at the youth's collar.
"A cowboy!" There is a bittersweet quality to "Comedy is how we cope with trauma," says comedian Hannah Gadsby, another real-life friend who stars as, you guessed it, Hannah on As far as his own affairs were concerned, Thomas, the youngest of three children (he has an older sister, and a brother who is also gay) describes himself growing up as "fat and gay – unknowingly gay. "Nooo," he says. No shortage of material just yet, it seems.He won't go back to stand-up, he says: it's too lonely. "That friend's an idiot.

"And Thomas sips his tea. He performs a flamboyant, sweeping gesture, like a man throwing confetti.Maybe this is a metaphor for your life, I suggest.

Josh Schmidt, 28 Dresser, WI. "Oh," he says breezily, sitting down, "I got a hair transplant between series two and three. 3 Profile Searches. I just thought he was a hot soldier. But baldness seems new, and also logically impossible. "Do you think?" But it seems harder on the innocent bystanders of his life, and most of all on his parents, who have had everything from their divorce (when he was 18) to his mother's bipolar disorder laid bare for the world to see. Thomas's boyfriend – also called Josh, surname Schmidt – is an actor and producer, currently working in Sydney. Thank god. "Schmidt, I suggest, sounds like the perfect man. He mimes the tussle, fingers clenched, and you can almost see the TV scene forming before your eyes. He leans forward, hand cupped. Indeed, fans of "That was an exact re-enactment of our first date," admits Thomas. Lock. This one's just a cowboy. And Josh hates it. I think I've pretty much beaten alternative therapy out of him now. "He kept telling me to join the Army Reserve," Thomas laughs, "because they're very flexible.

Josh Thomas and Josh Schmidt Photos Photos - Josh Thomas and Josh Schmidt arrives at the Trainwreck premiere at Village Jam Factory on July 21, 2015 in … "And then we fell in love. I throw pen lids at Tom Ward.'

" Such an oversight sounds crazy – but, knowing Thomas, it might just be true. It was tiny. Because that's what I want. "He turns and heads down a long hallway, on which the words "I LOVE YOU MORE THAN CUSTARD" are hand-written in large letters. "But I always had friends.